A wise philosopher once said, “It’s sooooo haaaaarrdd to say goooooodbyyeeeee to yesterdaaaaaay,” but it’s obvious that young sage could not predict the advent of reality TV, which would, indeed, make it easy to say goodbye to yesterday. That’s right, folks, we’ve made it to the finale of Ba…

Fancy seeing you here, wasting another two hours of your life on trash television! Fortunately for both of us, the world is in peril and our time is limited, so investing ourselves in something worthwhile is completely useless. More hot people hooking up on beaches, that’s what I say.