Things like 'up' and 'down' are supposed to be immutable facts. But everything seems to be open for discussion, according to the weirdos in charge.

All the kind people have to try to keep their heads. We will prevail.

Escape from the world of seasoned cast-iron while you still can!

Speak the truth. You never know who might need to hear it. 

I don’t have anything against speed cushions, Matt. I just want to live in a town that stands for something.

You could go as a ventriloquist dummy, but everyone would assume you were Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson

Who has the final say in these matters? A Facebook admin? Jeff Bezos?

Just like every other American, I’m completely disoriented

With all the environmental destruction, there aren’t going to be any more birds to watch — so that’s out

We’re going to need to start calling things what they are, for starters