We’d all like to wrap our belongings in a kerchief, put them on the end of a stick and follow the railroad tracks out of town

In moments like this, we should definitely make music and art. But we need to do more than that.

All the kind people have to try to keep their heads. We will prevail.

Escape from the world of seasoned cast-iron while you still can!

You could go as a ventriloquist dummy, but everyone would assume you were Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson

Who has the final say in these matters? A Facebook admin? Jeff Bezos?

With all the environmental destruction, there aren’t going to be any more birds to watch — so that’s out