Caption Contest: Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

This one came 'round the bend just now, so we're working with a very limited time span. Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers are playing tomorrow night, May 27, at The Woods at Fontanel (see

), and we're looking to give away a pair of tickets.

You guys know the drill, yes? Just in case, here it is again: Dream up the cleverest, most entertaining, most gut-busting caption you can for the image above. He or she who makes us Cream Teamers chuckle the hardest wins the tickets. Include your email address when you submit your caption or captions (there's no limit). We won't publish your email addy, but we'll need it in order to contact our winner. Contest ends tomorrow, May 27, at 1:30 p.m. Because of the short-notice nature of this giveaway, please be able to access your email between 1 and 2 p.m. If you don't respond pretty swiftly, we'll have to go with the next person in line. Get to cappin'! [Picture via]

Update: We have our winner! Thanks for playing.