Bless your heart, Twitter’s Nashville Girl — or rather, @nashville_gurl. Through this spot-on parody account, we get a hilarious glimpse of what might be going on in the head of a vapid young woman who moves to Nashville with nothing but a dream and unfettered access to her daddy’s wallet. In August she tweeted: “drinking a la croix at the native party at wework, talking about the new audio/visual content-creation brand i’m starting.” And in May: “Crying in the bathroom at mitchell deli because I checked my instagram unfollowers app.” Her life has been a roller coaster of emotions, PBR and using men to get famous. Who’s behind the handle? An actual insipid wannabe celebrity? A sarcastic genius? No one knows! Or at least, no one’s saying anything if they do, which makes it even more fun. You love yourself more than anyone else ever could, Nashville Girl. And that’s why we love you. MEGAN SELING

