The Flavor Savors With Miss Lolly Pop's Rock 'n' Roll Burlesque Show & Brolesque
Where: The Rutledge, 410 4th Ave. S.
When: 8 p.m. Fri., March 18
$15
By now you've felt the sucker punch of Miss Lolly Pop, the oh-so-lickable tootsie with the sweet candy center! Now meet her partners in penile pulchritude — the Meat & Three BROLESQUE! Get a cheeky ass-ist from Sir Bare Derriere! See how meat towers when you meet Rodney Powers! Crikey, mates, it's Cockadile Dundee — you know that's no shrimp in his Barbie! And with the nearby sight of Diletta Delight, you know he just might stay upright all night! All riiight!
And that's not all — not by a D-cup! Leela Sophina, Queen of the Air will give you a glimpse of her rare derriere! Whoa there, filly — hang something frilly from the north-pointing willy of that goggle-eyed silly, Larry the Panty Boy! What's that? MORE? Howzabout live music for shaking those mammandecular maracas, courtesy of Screaming Names!
And finally, the hottest, horniest, closest-to-porniest party band in the land — The Flavor Savors! It's like sitting on coals with an asbestos jockstrap! Plus there's a mustache contest for men and ladies, with fabulous prizes (and free rides!). All for just $15!
Just remember: the underwear you wear home may not be your own.
