Check out these jokers who recently appeared on Judge Judy, possibly the best Judge Judy ever. (Everyone's a card-carrying devotee of Judge Judy Sheindlin's abrasive, tough-talking, take-no-crap, fine-tuned bullshit detector method of running a courtroom, right? Right.)
Whew! Musicians, you guys. Or rather: Whew! Hipsters, you guys. But really, when you combine musicians and hipsters: Look out. Shit can get pretty crucial. Don't you love it when they go out into the real world and have to, like, talk about their lives like it's normal to, like, not have jobs and get fucked up all the time and not remember what day it is and shit? Fun features: a painfully obvious lack of an on-the-grid existence; lack of the kind of self-awareness that says, Stop fidgeting around like a junkie; the fact that Totally Metal dude doesn't seem to realize admitting he was "pretty wasted" makes him a fairly unreliable narrator in the courtroom; the mention of the existence of a friend named Turtle; that the deceased cat at issue here was named Trips; that the accused cat killer is apparently in a band called Kitty Porn; that nobody thought they needed to even brush their hair. Punk-rock hipster witness, friend of metal dude, is the best though, BTW.
