1989 You think our Parthenon is better because the other one fell apart. —Susan Fenton
1990 Your mayor is married and engaged at the same time. —Maralee Self
1991 You say to the person behind the counter at the Hot Stop, “We really kicked y’all’s ass in that Desert Storm.” —Willie D. Sweet Jr.
1992 You go to a Hank Williams Jr. concert at Starwood and pass out before Hank does. —Ted W. Davis III
1993 Your church congregation is referred to as “the studio audience.” —Sharon Kasserman
1994 You think that the H.O.V. lane is for people with AIDS. —Paul Allen
1995 No winner
1996 You never meant to stay here this long. —Robert Jetton
1997 You’ve checked your flower bed for Janet March. —Terry Robertson
1998 You’re the only one who doesn’t know you’re gay. —Diana Hecht
1999 You dig up your mom. —Rick Hagey
2000 You want to vote Brad Schmitt off the island. —Chad Tribble
2001 Your minister follows the Nine Commandments. —Ken Lass
2002 Towns you’ve never heard of are going to be hit by a tornado at 6:51, 6:53 and 7:01 p.m. —Rick Hagey
2003 You returned a friendly Southern wave to Adam Dread as he veered across Franklin Pike. —Cindy Parrish
2004 You need a war to sell records. —Joe Scutella
2005 Your governor gives TennCare beneficiaries McDonald’s instead of health care coverage. —Ken Lass
2006 You were a gay cowboy before being a gay cowboy was cool. —Michael Williams
