Next weekend, if you're not busy being raptured or at the Pagan Unity Fest or having brunch with my aunt and uncle in celebration of my birthday, you could head on over to the Democrats' Tennessee Values Summit.
Gals, if you're going to go, I recommend you swing by your local sex shop first, and get yourself a realistic looking dildo to carry around with you, because if there's one thing we can see the TNDP values, it's penises.
Men on the program: Mike McWherter, Eddie Yokley, Sean Braisted, David King, Melvin Brewer, Chris Sanders, AC Wharton, Drew Westen, John Geer, Justin Wilkins, Craig Fitzhugh, Kevin Teets, Johnny Shaw, Roy Herron, Lowe Finney, Mike Stewart, Antonio Parkinson, and Joe Pitts.
Women on the program: Brenda Gilmore and Mary Mancini.
