Not pictured: all the drool.
C'mon liberals. Let's give Phil Valentine a break. He spends upwards of 10 to 15 minutes every Friday afternoon texting his column 160 characters at a time to a harried Tennessean editor. The least you can do is stop drooling.
Oh sure, we know that in the wake of GM CEO Rick Wagoner's forced dismissal you're all "salivating to take over everything." But let's at least try to remain civil. All that mouth juice rolling off your chin makes the keys on Phil's Blackberry sticky. And do you know how hard it is to T9 polysyllabic mainstays like "socialism" after that spittle dries out? No, you don't.
So without further ado here's Phil's latest. Delivered to you in spite of the gobs of lentil-scented drool currently afflicting our man's various handheld electronics...
