OK, I admit it. It's a breeding ground for terrorists — people who want to undermine everything worthwhile about the American way of life.
That's right. I'm talking about Saturday Night Live, and their training camp for comedy jihadists. "Oh, he's just being an alarmist," you say. For those of you who are laughing, let me point out some frightening evidence:
Jim Belushi. Gary Kroeger. Brad Hall.
Still not convinced? Rob Schneider. Gilbert Gottfried.
And then there's the most committed of them all. She's been waging a one-woman war on humor for over a quarter-century.
Yes, we're talking about Victoria Jackson.
The anti-comedian turned conservative commentator (I know, it's redundant) is in town working on a story about the Islamic Center of Murfreesboro and its new mosque, to be posted on The Patriot Update, which features the tagline, "A Free Press for the Conservative Devolution." Oops. I mean "Evolution."
On a NewsChannel 5 report last night, Jackson had this to say:
I'm trying to use my fading SNL fame to shine a light on a topic that nobody in the media will talk about. ... I think this big Islamic center will be a breeding ground for terrorists. I mean, duh! I mean, this is the Bible Belt, and Murfreesboro is the buckle on the Bible Belt, and it's a college town, so my feeling is they came here to convert people to Islam.
