I was going to remind everyone to start thinking about New Year's Eve now, because before you know it, it jabs its sparkly, low-cut cocktail attire right up your jazzola. Then I saw something that gave me pause. You see, even though traditionally New Year's Eve events are just like most of my dating life—full of promise but ultimately disappointing—I still love to be dazzled and tempted by possibilities (said with jazz hands). Take this NYE event at the Wildhorse Saloon. Featuring Jeffrey Steele, Ira Dean and JC Andersen is one thing—I mean, don't get me started on what it means to feature Jeffrey Steele, Ira Dean and JC Andersen, because that alone boggles the mind. But adding "Silk Aerialist Performers" and "Sexy Cowgirl Stilt Walkers"?! It's like someone sat down to design the perfect evening for everyone in the universe by combining the sheer spectacle of the human body, plus the holy-shit factor of silk and the sexiest imagery of the day using Nashville flavor all the while scaling grand and dramatic heights. It's the sort of night so spectacular that I can't even mention what else I already also know is going on. There's no point. But before you launch your wad into hyperspace, see what else you're getting:
