Luke Bryan. Florida Georgia Line.
Piles of trash. Mountains of garbage.Plus, Vandy kids! The weekend of July 11 might be a good time to book a vacation if you live over in Commodore territory. Also, it mght be a good time to put a tarp over your lawn if you're not a fan of barf in your turf.
But seriously, folks, I've been to a Luke Bryan concert and it's an epic showcase of conspicuous and unruly consumption. It is a degenerate display of the worst that humanity has to offer. It is every reason every terrorist has ever hated us. It is hedonism unbridled and unrivaled in its tackiness and ineptitude. It is amazing and you totally have to see it. Luke Bryan fans are insane. Grade A Batshit Insane.
As for Florida Georgia Line? Couldn't tell ya, never seen 'em. I will make a wager and say that there isn't going to be a MENSA meet-up by their bus after the set. I'd guess people will be butt-chugging Boone's Farm and comparing Sublime tattoos. Thomas Rhett, Randy Houser and Dustin Lynch also open the show, because a five band bill is always a good idea and never a bad idea.
Tickets go on sale Jan. 30, right here.
