It's hard to believe, but it's only been 50 days since MTV premiered Jersey Shore. I quite honestly consider it to be one of the best examples of reality programming the genre has ever shat out, and that tanned and drunken piece of pop culture crap quickly metastasized on the pleasure center of my brain.
Tonight at McFadden's, my favorite cast member will be making an appearance. That's right, girls: DJ Pauly D(reamboat) will be beating the beat down on Nashville's glamorous Second Avenue. Will he actually be DJing? I have no idea! And I don't care! All's I know is me and my pal from the days of prehistoric kindergarten, Sean Maloney, are going to spend the evening battling to house music and stalking that kid's life up and down the boardwalk.
