Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Friday! Joke day! Let's do "Guy walks into a bar" jokes. I'll start, and you bring on your favorites.
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here." The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tells him to leave because he's already too drunk.
The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out
for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The bartender
is just about the throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says,
"How many bars do you own, anyway?"
