Mr. Mysterio writes horoscopes for Nashville’s street newspaper The Contributor, and his musings are among many reasons you should grab a copy of the paper when it’s out every other week. He’s quite possibly the only amateur astrologer in print in town, and he’s also the best. In late April, he told Scorpios to embrace the in-between moments: “Honestly, I kind of like the idea of purgatory. Most ideas about the afterlife are so absolute, but purgatory is refreshingly indefinite.” Even if you find astrology silly, Mr. Mysterio’s nuggets of wisdom are worthy of a read. AMANDA HAGGARD
Best Amateur Astrologer
Mr. Mysterio
