For the record, Patrice Oneal is gonna do what he wants, and he doesn't much care what you think about it. For starters, it's his last name, and he'll leave out the apostrophe and ordinarily capitalized "N" if he feels like it. He'll speak his mind freely in regard to sex and race, and if you come away offended, well, you're not really listening to exactly what it is he's saying. The Opie and Anthony fave and Office cast member will be brutally honest about both himself and the human condition, and he'll also make cutting, lightning-quick quips about audience members. In the process, he'll teach you something about yourself, and by God, you're gonna sit there and like it.
Thu., April 9, 7:30 p.m.; Fri., April 10, 7:30 & 9:45 p.m.; Sat., April 11, 7 & 9 p.m., 2009
