Heavy on “glamour” and light on taste, the Golden Globe Awards (this Sunday on NBC) is one of the best awards shows around, because none of the celebrities actually cares about the opinions of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association — but they do care about getting hammered! They are, indeed, just like us. But no need to let your social betters have all the televised fun: I’ve devised a category-by-category drinking game that should keep you as soused as Halle Berry has to be to make it through photo-ops with fawning Latvian journalists in the press tent out back.
