Lincoln Wrestling by Harold von Schmidt
, they're discussing who would win in a mass Presidential knife fight. And if that weren't awesome enough,
this guy went through and ranked where he thought every President would fall.
Someone beat me to the obvious answer that a final showdown would see Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, and Teddy Roosevelt doing a dagger-wielding version of a Mexican standoff, so I took it too far and walked through how I thought every president would turn out.
Now, clearly, dude is wrong about some things. For instance, there's no way Teddy Roosevelt makes it to the final three. But he's got some great reasoning, too. About Reagan he says, "Twenty years after the battle people will rewrite the fight to make him a lion among bobcats, but that’s mostly driven by nostalgia."
Anyway, here are the rules:
