Do your teenage son's friends spend an awful lot of time hanging around the kitchen when you're cooking dinner? Are you referred to as "Stacy's Mom" even though your daughter's name is Ashley? Well, pay attention, ladies, because Hollywood—the sketchy, reality show side of Hollywood, that is—has come calling.
Enter Hottest Mom in America, a new reality show that gives former beauty pageant contestants, aerobics instructors and aging cheerleaders who think they've still got it a chance to mortify their children by showing off their sexiness on national television.
According to the website:
Hottest Mom in America...is the search for women who define modern day motherhood; they are beautiful, smart, talented moms who also happen to be HOT!
Check out the videos, in which women look at the camera and explain the various reasons why they're the Hottest Mom in America. My favorite reason so far is "I was recently named in PETAs Sexiest Vegetarian Alive Contest, in the Top 10."
So what's the prize? In addition to the honor associated with the title "Hottest Mom in America," winners will receive a $25,000 cash prize, a $25,000 college scholarship for their child, an interview with a top modeling agency and a year's supply of Restylane, an anti-wrinkle cream.
The show is currently accepting virtual video auditions. The website has all the instructions. Hot moms have until Mar. 14 to submit a video. Be sure to let us know if you make it!
