Korn nuts.
Negligible spooky persons Korn and Rob Zombie brought their Night of the Living Dreads Tour — yes, that's actually what the tour is called — to Nashville's Bridgestone Arena on Sunday night. The Spin was indisposed (i.e., not interested), but trusty shutterbug/metal aficionado/sometime nu metal apologist Diana Lee Zadlo braved the scores of Kornheads and Zombies to bring us a photo set.
See the entire slideshow here, or follow us after the jump to read a bunch of smartass captions.
Aluminum cans.
"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"
Korn frontman Jonathan Davis humbly accepts the AVN Award for Biggest Dick.
Rollum Haas: the most versatile drummer in Nashville.
"Dear God, thank you for helping me always make 100 percent flawless life decisions."
"Are you sure these are the Star Wars auditions?"
"It puts the lotion on its skin."
"Despite how I was portrayed in The Da Vinci Code, I'm actually a pretty nice guy!"
"Always look on the bright side of life!"
"See? I told you these new adult braces are practically invisible!"
"Sorry, Rob? Have you seen the keys to the Dragula?"
