We are all going to die. But because humans are burdened with the miracle of consciousness, we try as best we can to deny this fact. The three best methods of denial span millennia and civilizations — communal gatherings, consumption of alcohol, and finding hot people to get hot with. Which brings us to Missed Connections! We go from good to bad to worst in this edition, so make note of the Dos and Don’ts if you want to have plenty of sexy memories as you slip away into oblivion on your inevitable deathbed.
You and your friend asked me to take a photo of you two together. Then you asked to have a photo taken with me. Would love to see the fotos. Forgot to give you my email address. If you see this, email me and tell me about the situation, where we were and what I looked like so I know it is you. Thanks.
