You guys know how much I love you, right? I love you guys so much that I'm willing to share my most disastrous interview since
The Great Biz Markie Debacle of 2010. I'm a dude that spends the majority of his days talking to weird hippies and strange punks and people that are barely on the radar of your average human being, and that's great and cool ... but — just like in high school — when I actually get the chance to talk to the popular girl I turn into
Nardwaur. Which is totally not cool, unless you're actually Narwaur, which I'm not. Thankfully. Lesson learned: I should probably just stick to interviewing weird hippies. It's less embarrassing. Also, soliciting questions from my weirdo hippie-punk friends is probably not the best idea.
But all in all, she was a champ, I was a chump and somehow that made for a good article. (I think it was good. That's what folks told me. I can never tell with these things.) Y'all can peep the carnage after the jump. Because I love you.
