John Mayer knows how to party!
Excitement around the water coolers of Nashville this morning, as it was announced that, on Feb. 10, the Sommet Center will be transformed into a wonderland of adult contemporary for people too young to like adult contemporary. That's right. John Mayer is coming to town. Concert goers will swim in a deep sea of wankage as Mayer—whose music is the sonic equivalent of pleated pants—rehashes Stevie Ray Vaughan licks over innocuous airy-breathed Top 40, to the delight of college freshmen and their parents. Seriously, let's hear it for pleated pants. Hollaaaaaaa!
