Hang the DJs: Former Incubus DJ Threatens to Kill Current Incubus DJ

If you have an I.Q. in the triple digits and have ever heard the band Incubus, then you probably don't have a hard time relating to someone who might want to physically harm one of its members. However, when death threats are leveraged against band members by former band members, it's hard not to see it as anything but a pot-kettle-black scenario.

In what is easily one of the most amusing—albeit irrelevant—news items of the week, it was reported Tuesday on TMZ that current Incubus DJ Chris Kilmore, fearing for his life, has taken out a restraining order — for a second time — against former Incubus DJ Gavin Koppel, who parted ways with the band in 1998. The order was issued in response to death threats Kilmore received from Koppel (allegedly) over a previous restraining order that was issued after a 2003 altercation, in which Koppel spat in Kilmore's face. According to court documents, Kilmore claims the disgruntled DJ approached him in a store and said, "You will get killed if you don't lift that order ... people get killed in the street for that." Consequently, Koppel has been ordered to say at least 100 yards from Kilmore.