Caption Contest: Beale Street Music Festival Ticket Giveaway [Road Trip to Memphis, April 29-May 1] [Updated]

Who’s up for a solo road trip? One of the fine folks over in our marketing department gave us a set of tickets to

— which takes place April 29-May 1 in Memphis — and we’re looking to give these bad boys away.

features MGMT, The New Pornographers, Cee Lo Green, Ke$ha, Mumford & Sons, Macy Gray, Wilco, The Avett Brothers, Lucinda Williams, Amos Lee, Cake, Lucero, Ziggy Marley, Gregg Allman, Ludacris, John Mellencamp, Jerry Lee Lewis (for those of you who won’t get to see him

) and loads more.

Unfortunately, we only have one set of tickets to give away, but we figured we’d get way out in front of this thing in order to let the lucky winner get his or her plans sussed out. You all likely know the drill by now, but in case you don’t, here it is once more: Use that noodle of yours to dream up the cleverest, most entertaining, most gut-busting caption you can for the image above. He or she who makes us Cream Teamers chuckle the hardest wins these here tickets. Include your email address when you submit your caption or captions (there's no limit!). We won't publish your email addy, but we'll need it in order to contact our winner. Contest ends Friday at noon. Get to it!

Update: We have our winner. Thanks for playing!