Since everyone else has already handed out their best dressed/worst dressed accolades for last night's Golden Globes awards show, I've decided to single out the ladies who went totally off book for the night. You know, the ones who totally phoned it in and wore something boring, or who looked like they dug through Nana's closet (and Nana's makeup bag).
Now, I'm not saying these ladies don't look lovely — it's hard not to when you are genetically blessed and you haven't had a proper meal in years so you have .05% body fat — but we expect better. They're gorgeous, they hire teams of people to help them look incredible and they have amazing couture dresses at their disposal.
So, let's start with Julia Roberts. We love Julia Roberts. But we're on to you, woman. We know you'd rather be at home with that cute husband and cute kids, but couldn't you have at least thrown on some jewelry? Just because you bring out the girls doesn't mean that we don't notice that this dress is BORING. Did you even brush your hair? Julia, you get the Quitters Award because you wore quitters to the Golden Globes.
