Nashville burlesque performer Miss Kitty Von Purr has been beset with unfortunate medical expenses in her ongoing fight with breast cancer. This is a terrible illness that demands frank, forthright discussion — which is too bad, because you’re stuck with us! So leave the “emo” out of “chemo” as Music City’s most protuberant princesses fight dire disease with wicked curves! Give vivacious host Miss Lolly Pop a CAT scan with your tongue! Let Panty Raid show you a mammogram by the kilogram! Watch Miss Leela Sophina, the queen-a the scene-a, suspend her vageena from a high trapezina! And to off it all top, the hoop-twirling honeys of Spinderella will put the “log” in “oncology!” Helping the ladies strategically place all those pink ribbons will be Webb Wilder (better polish up those spectacles, son), garage-grinders The Vindicators, Knoxville’s Tim Lee 3, honky-tonk sweetheart Jen Jones, magician to the stars Big Daddy Cool, blues rocker Big Mike Griffen and Sideshow Bennie, the man who doesn’t know the meaning of the phrase, “Hey, zip that up!” A minimum $10 donation is requested, or tonight’s door prize is a barium enema!
Thu., March 18, 9 p.m., 2010
