You Are So Nashville If

You Are So Nashville If...
Every year, Nashville, we ask you to complete a sentence following the same five-word phrase: “You are so Nashville if....”



You Are So Nashville If... Past Winners
A list of the winners since 1989.



Your Are So Nashville If... And the Winner Is...
Roy Moore was surprised to find out he won this year’s “You Are So Nashville If…” competition, mainly because he thought a co-worker submitted a funnier entry.




From the Archives


You Are So Nashville If... Past Winners
A list of winners of every You Are So Nashville If... contest since 1989.
(Jul 26, 2007)


You Are So Nashville If... Weirdies
The "weird" entries from this year’s You Are So Nashville If... contest.
(Jul 26, 2007)


You Are So Nashville If... The Dark Side
The downright morbid side of You Are So Nashville If...
(Jul 26, 2007)


You Are So Nashville If... Honorable Mentions
The You Are So Nashville If... entries that almost made it.
(Jul 26, 2007)


You Are So Nashville If... And the Winner Is...
Mike Williams has emerged this year with an encore. The 42-year-old exhibitor services representative for the Freeman trade show company has won the 2007 "You Are So Nashville If..." contest.
(Jul 26, 2007)

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