I thought you might want someone to hate today, Keith Olbermann-style. Here you go.
In life, it's important to have dreams. For example: It was always my dream to spend my days languishing in a cubicle doing data entry and blogging about a city that doesn't even have a fucking coastline. I'm a success! You see, it's important to set attainable goals. Most parents will tell their kids they can do anything. Astronaut? Done. Model? Done. Rockstar? Done. Meth-addicted prostitute? Done. The simple