After months of speculation, the hour of revelation is now upon us. For all our bitching about bands not playing here it's a nice consolation to have the karmic payback of the largest concert event in North America being a mere 60 miles southeast of our--non-country--culturally-starved metropolis. So buckle the fuck up, Nashville, here is your 2009 Bonnaroo lineup--after the jump, of course. We weren't told which days or stages these artists are playing on, but that is likely to be on the Bonn