God bless ABC, for protecting us from this hardened criminal.Back in May, former Scene staff-writer Elizabeth Ulrich wrote about Randy Piper, a Goodlettsville plumber and owner of what may be the world's largest collection of Jack Daniels merchandise ("Gettin' Jacked"). Piper's 2,400-plus bottles of Jack got him in hot water last year with the state's ABC, who stormed his small souvenir shop in Lynchburg and hauled away his stash.But as Ulrich found, Piper wasn't selling the booze he was selling
