Whopper of the Month

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Behold the 'Green Dragon'

Posted by on Wed, Jan 5, 2011 at 11:28 AM

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It’s been more than a decade since various Christian factions began adopting a mantra called “creation care,” an idyllic and self-referential view that interprets biblical doctrine to call on Christians as protectors of the natural world from the ills and harms of mankind. The movement has picked up pace in recent years, especially among evangelical Christians; last summer, leaders staged a national day of prayer for creation care and marched on Washington, D.C.

In Tennessee, more than 2,000 Christian churches carry and promote materials from LEAF, the Lundquist Environmental Appalachian Fellowship, a Knoxville-based creation care group whose bill to curb mountaintop removal in the state has died on the vine the last two years. And Nashville’s Lipscomb University, a Church of Christ school, has undertaken a progressive new calling to promote sustainability.

Needless to say, the real estate on which old-school evangelical crusaders used to mount their stands against federal regulation of greenhouse gases, carbon emissions and destructive coal mining practices has largely been foreclosed on.

But a group announced in June 2010 and bearing the catatonic name “Resisting the Green Dragon” is now using The Tennessean to peddle its wares, according to an article that appeared Tuesday. The group, a top-down kind of affair composed of a few heavy-hitters in the evangelical community, is suggesting the creation care movement is a “cult” and that Christians who believe in environmental stewardship are “radical.”

For an idea of the logical long-jump the group is making to promote its view that environmentalism’s endgame is global domination of organized religion, poor people and the unborn, take this quote from Janet Parshall, a Christian radio talk show host, in the third paragraph of the fish-wrapper’s story: “Around the world, environmentalism has become a radical movement. Something we call the ‘Green Dragon.’ And it is deadly. Deadly to human prosperity, deadly to human life, deadly to human freedom. And deadly to the gospel of Jesus Christ.”

Leaving aside sticky biblical questions over who’s called to do what and where the Good Book demands less government regulation over companies polluting God’s Green Earth, The Tennessean conspicuously ignored a few key facets of this organization. Chief among them: who’s funding it.

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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Canard in a Coalmine: Report Says Mountaintop Removal 'Reclamation' a Sham

Posted by on Tue, May 18, 2010 at 5:07 AM

From City Paper editor Stephen George, who has been tracking the issue of mountaintop removal:

King Coal has long pulled a two-fisted argument on detractors of mountaintop removal mining, a form of surface mining that has partially or completely leveled at least 500 mountains in the Appalachian region since the 1970s.

The argument: Mining itself brings jobs to impoverished regions, and the post-boom reclaimed mine sites — when put to “equal or better economic use,” as the federal regulatory legalese goes — bring a second storm of money, jobs, investment, and so forth. A Walmart store in Hazard, Ky., for example, is built on a reclaimed mine site. So is that city’s modest airport.

First there was the dramatic drop in employment by the coal industry, mostly due to the prevalence of highly mechanized MTR.

And now it turns out about 90 percent of those reclaimed sites have no economic value, according to a report released Monday by the Natural Resources Defense Council and the group Appalachian Voices.

The report's title says it all: "Reclamation FAIL."

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Friday, June 26, 2009

Whopper of the Month: Who's the Best Liar in the Land?

Posted by on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 5:21 AM

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It's time once again to elect the lucky winner of our celebrated "Whopper of the Month" award. And this month as the legislature careened to the end of its fabulous 2009 session, the bald-faced falsehoods were flowing like raw sewage into the Cumberland. So as you might imagine, the competition is brutal once again. Newcomers like Joe McCord are staking their claim to the top prize with some disgustingly putrid bullshit. But don't count out veteran liars like Jason Mumpower and Doug Jackson. Those razor-tongued operators haven't dominated this competition for years without learning a thing or two about how to tell a whopper. Also this year for the first time, a written communication earns a nomination. It's Sen. Diane Black's reprimand of Sherri Goforth! Can Black ride her new international notoriety to the top of the heap of this month's worst liars? We report. You decide.

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Friday, April 3, 2009

Competition Fierce for 'Whopper of the Month' Award

Posted by on Fri, Apr 3, 2009 at 5:15 AM

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It's time once again to elect the lucky winner of our celebrated "Whopper of the Month" award. And this month, as usual given all the razor-tongued operators at the Capitol, the competition is brutal. Democratic Party chair Chip Forrester makes his stunning debut with a bald-faced falsehood. Another strong newcomer? One of the rising young stars of Pith, Rep. Tony Shipley. His simple denial of total ignorance is the early favorite on popular "Whopper of the Month" websites. But don't count out veteran liars like Gary Odom and Phil Bredesen who earned nominations again this month with some especially foul bullshit. Who's the worst liar? We report. You decide.

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Monday, January 26, 2009

Who's January's Worst Liar: You Decide

Posted by on Mon, Jan 26, 2009 at 10:26 AM

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Now, the moment you've been waiting for, Pith Nation. It's time once again to choose the lucky winner of our coveted "Whopper of the Month" award. And this month, as you might imagine given the ocean of blood flowing out of the Capitol like that scene in The Shining, the competition is fierce. House Speaker Kent Williams, new on the state political scene but clearly a razor-tongued operator of long experience, makes his stunning debut with a record five nominations. But don't count out Rep. Stacey Campfield, who shook up the oddsmakers just before January's "Whopper of the Month" nominations closed by uttering some outrageously putrid bullshit in his capacity as a slumlord. Who's the worst liar? We report. You decide.


"Politics is not my life. It's a 12-year vehicle that I used to try to better the lives of other people."--Bill Frist, announcing he won't run for governor.

"I'm the best qualified candidate."--Lt. Gov. Ron Ramsey, talking about how much he'd like to run for governor.

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Monday, December 8, 2008

Odom Tells Big Whopper

Posted by on Mon, Dec 8, 2008 at 8:33 AM

After a new round of negative publicity, House Democratic Leader Gary Odom has finally deigned to explain why he stopped the governor from closing a fat tax loophole for rich developers in the last legislative session. And it's a really creative explanation. If we still gave out our Whopper of the Month awards, Odom would win hands down.

Odom has refused to talk to Pith since we first reported on his tireless fight to save rich people's money. He chose instead to defend himself in an email to the City Paper in which he whines again about the governor's calling him a shifty character. Adopting the Republican mantra, Odom refers to the tax loophole's beneficiaries as "family owned businesses." Sounds better than "fabulously wealthy real-estate tycoons who give out tons of campaign cash."

"This tax increase, according to the Tennessee Department of Revenue, would have raised $45 million in new taxes," Odom stated. "Others have indicated it could raise much more than the Department's estimate. The Administration requested this tax increase be included in legislation referred to as the 'technical corrections bill.' The 'technical corrections bill' is introduced annually to address provisions in the tax laws that are vague or unclear to taxpayers. This legislation is not a vehicle to implement a new tax increase in the last days of the legislature. To have done otherwise would have circumvented the proper legislative process. That is why I opposed the Administration's effort."

So there you have it. Odom opposed closing the loophole because it would have circumvented the proper legislative process. Why didn't you just say so in the first place, Gary? We would have understood.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

CCA Shows a Flair for Creative PR Fiction

Posted by on Thu, Aug 21, 2008 at 5:43 AM

So this is hilarious. Corrections Corporation of America, the widely condemned prison company in Green Hills, has launched a Pravda-styled website aimed at providing “factual information” about its operations. The site makes out CCA to be as sweet and innocent a business as your daughter's lemonade stand. Sadly, as the company's PR push notes, a "local daily paper" has willfully mischaracterized the outfit's open and efficient approach to doing business. That’s right: Only The Tennessean has raised pertinent questions about CCA. No one else has said a word, correct? Well, actually there was The New Yorker, arguably the most respected magazine in the country, which reported that CCA dressed the young children of detainees at its immigration farm in Texas in prison garb. At that same facility, the magazine continued, CCA stored women and children in the same cell, where they would sleep on bunk beds next to an open toilet. Nice to see how the company (which maintains strong Republican ties) practices its family values. A Quick Addition: Let me also link to this incisive report from the Women's Commission for Refugee Women and Children about CCA's immigration internment camp in Taylor, TX. The link will take you to the non-profit's resource page. Scroll down to the report "Locking Up Family Values: The Detention of Immigrant Families." It's a very well-researched study. And yet it dovetails with what reporters around the country have written about CCA: That we all should be paying attention to how our Green Hills prison operator runs its business.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Ask Robert Reich: Loansharking Is Good for Tennessee

Posted by on Tue, Aug 12, 2008 at 5:34 PM

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Due to the weird nature of The Tennessean’s Opinion pages – where multiple people opine on the same subject each day – reading can often be an exercise in repetitiveness. But the strategy also has a built-in mirth factor: The guest columnist who is summoned to defend the indefensible. It’s usually a business guy, better known as a “biz pig” in the genteel lexicon of my Pith colleagues. He’s charged with navigating the landmines that are his stock and trade, convincing lay readers that it’s in their best interest that he make a whole lotta money. But yesterday, Robert Reich created a new benchmark. He’s the president of Tennessee Title Loans, and he was charged with defending his allies in the title loan and payday lending trades, formerly known as The Loanshark Industry. By the miracle of lenient government – Motto: We Last Cared About Consumers in 1983 – Reich can legally charge his customers 264 percent in interest and fees annually. Sadly, governments nationwide have come to consider this an unswell deal for the earnest consumer. So some state legislators are thinking crackdown, including our fine leaders here in Tennessee.

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Editor, Read Thyself

Posted by on Tue, Aug 12, 2008 at 9:36 AM

Recently we told you that one of the editors at The Tennessean was suspended after Metro vice officers nabbed him in a sting at a hotel. We didn’t name the poor sap, because we figured he had his David Vitter moment and that was enough. Why humiliate the guy any further? Turns out, there's not much we could have done to make this man's return to work any more awkward. Since the editor's arrest, the folks at 1100 Broadway have wondered if he'd return from his suspension. They also have been gossiping like school girls about the unusual circumstances of his moment of shame. Just a few weeks before detectives placed an Internet ad to lure the editor and seven other Johns to a Murfreesboro Road hotel, The Tennessean ran a story about how police officers are watching how prostitutes advertise their services on sites like Craigslist.com. Clearly, the editor wasn’t reading his own paper; otherwise he would have avoided the siren call of the come-hither ad he found surfing the web one day. But, if the newsroom speculation is true, there’s an odd punchline to the story: It was the horny newsman who edited the story about how the police are monitoring the Internet for prostitution. Sometimes we wonder just how carefully the paper’s editors read their stories before they go to press. Maybe now we know. We asked Mark Silverman about whether the humiliated editor edited the story that hinted at his fate. He politely declined comment.

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Monday, August 11, 2008

Cordenus Eddings or the Chamber: Which One's Worse?

Posted by on Mon, Aug 11, 2008 at 11:20 AM

One thing we meant to say last week: How about that Cordenus Eddings? The obscure, reclusive school board candidate nearly upset incumbent Ed Kindall, even though her campaign treasurer served a prison stint for armed robbery, she ignored campaign finance disclosure laws, and largely blew off talking to the media. Then there was day when she actually tried to campaign at a funeral. Ah, those were good times. Incredibly, the Nashville Area Chamber of Commerce, whose judgment these days is worse than John Edwards', took a look at Eddings and saw greatness. It endorsed Eddings and wrote her a check for $5,000. That infusion of cash nearly helped this nobody pull a monumental upset. Would you want this nobody leading the school district? Of course, the Chamber could care less about Eddings, who ran for Metro Council last year and lost. It just backed her because Kindall opposed the school board’s rezoning plan. This is what happens when you only care about one issue. You end up backing a loony tune and losing credibility. Hopefully, the next time the Chamber folks select a Manchurian candidate, they’ll actually spend a little time with her in the workshop. Or, better yet, maybe they'll just stay out of these races altogether. You’d think that after they backed the pro-Garcia candidates two years ago, they'd understand how little sway they have when it comes to public education.

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