Thursday, July 17, 2014

A Reading From the Book Of Campfield

Posted By on Thu, Jul 17, 2014 at 5:30 AM


Would you bow with me, please?

Oh, Lord, have mercy on thy servants Cari Gervin and Paige Huntoon at Metropulse

For in their zeal to do thy bidding, they have spent what looks like years compiling the antics of Stacey Campfield;

Please give them rest and comfort, because no creature in Heaven or on Earth should expend so much energy on a legislator who has done so little;

Please give their minds relief from the trauma of documenting every boneheaded thing Campfield hast done;

And, if it be thy will, deliver our elected body from his pestilence on Election Day.


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