In spite of the well-documented awesomeness of Nashville, people aren't flocking to Tennessee. Over at the Tennessean, Tony Gonzalez tells us that "Tennessee’s population growth slowed in 2013, trailing the rate of growth in the nation and the otherwise fast-growing South, according to new census estimates released today."
It's hard to know what to make of this news. Have our repeated appearances on The Daily Show finally caught up with us? Do people not want to live in a Republican utopia? Should I not be chasing the dog around the front yard in my pajamas out where everyone can see me?
What are we doing wrong, America?