Ordinarily, we'd write something, er, pithy here. But just click on the first link, because HOLY CRAP WE CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY SAID THIS STUFF OUT LOUD
From New York: The most baldly racist Daily Show interview ever
From Grantland: What's the trade value of a starting goalie?
From Open Book Toronto: David Bowie's Top 100 Books
Those are the links. This is a lynx...