Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Sen. Stacey Campfield Poised to Lead Newt to Victory in Tennessee

Posted by Jeff Woods on Tue, Jan 31, 2012 at 1:15 PM

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Likely to be trounced in today’s Florida primary, Newt Gingrich is looking for a miracle in the Republican presidential campaign. Just in the nick of time, riding to the rescue is the co-chairman of Newt’s Tennessee campaign—drum roll please—Stacey Campfield! If this state’s Republican voters hate gay people—and there’s abundant evidence for this in the actions of their heroes in the legislature—then Gingrich should campaign all over Tennessee with Campfield and roll to a reinvigorating victory on Super Tuesday.

And if Campfield’s homophobia isn’t enough to put Newt over the top, Gingrich could bring along the co-leader of his Tennessee campaign, our very own Prophet of Doom, Rep. Tony Shipley. In his disgust for gay people, Shipley takes a backseat to no one. You might recall that a couple of years ago, he warned God will punish Tennessee in some hideous way for letting same-sex couples adopt unwanted orphans.

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Newt's got my vote!! (in the primary)

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Posted by wvfii on 01/31/2012 at 3:22 PM

Mine too.

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Posted by packrat on 01/31/2012 at 3:59 PM

Should Newt decide to campaign in Tennessee with Stacey, he'd be wise to pack a lunch.

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Posted by Min on 01/31/2012 at 4:10 PM

i really hope Newt doesn't sh*t the bed too badly in FL. i can't take 9 months (or 4 years omg!) of Romne-zzzzzzzzzz

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Posted by wvfii on 01/31/2012 at 4:30 PM

Perhaps Senator Campfield can take out to breakfast in Knoxville at a good bristo located on Serial Adultery Street...

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Posted by Elmer Gantry on 01/31/2012 at 6:02 PM

Maybe if he's lucky, Newt will take Stacey on as his next "mistress" -- can't wait to see THAT hit the news. Just don't imagine how Stacey's going to look with his face on a mugshot when he gets caught soliciting rentboys in Centennial Park. Newt and Stacey Campfield Gingrich as the next First Couple. No, sorry, I won't be supporting them, even if they fly to Massachusetts to make it legal... poor Callista. Karma's a bitch.

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Posted by frmrgaytnsean on 01/31/2012 at 10:44 PM

Cheap shot, against Newt in your rather silly comparison with the repulsive Stacy!
It does however, give the board a chance to get rowdy and vulgar!

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Posted by NeverFear on 02/01/2012 at 6:39 AM

Rowdy & vulgar... I'M IN!

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Posted by BattleCat on 02/01/2012 at 11:27 AM
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