Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Elect the Nashville Way Over the Capitol Hill Way

Posted by on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 8:34 AM

As the mayoral and Metro Council campaigns get underway, Ken Whitehouse offers up some free election-year ad copy (which may sound vaguely familiar) in the CP:

"There are two ways to run a government: the 'Capitol Hill way' and the 'Nashville way.'

"The Capitol Hill way means intruding upon the rights of a local people while waving the flag of 'state’s rights,' printing money that can’t even be used at Chuck E. Cheese and telling individuals that they are terrorists or members of a cult because you don’t subscribe to their religion.

"It means crying about not having an elected attorney general like 43 states do, while curiously remaining silent that the way a lieutenant governor is selected in this state is even more at odds with the way 43 other states choose theirs.

"The Capitol Hill way is to claim that a bill that imposes a mandate against the will of a local government is about jobs and has nothing to do with discrimination, but then admit to being a little bit afraid of what is between the undergarments and in the mind of the person standing next in line in the bathroom.

"The Nashville way is different. It is about telling people they have value in the workforce and as a person no matter who they choose to hold hands with. It is not waiting for a handout and giving a helping hand when natural disaster strikes. ...

"I’m (insert candidate name here). If you’ll hang tough with me, we’ll keep running our city the Nashville way. If those guys on Capitol Hill don’t like it…well, we will just give them the boot.”

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