What's Bill Haslam's earnest, grinning face doing here?
Pith did a double take — and yet still there's Haslam's mug, which last time we looked was situated right above a picture of a massive copper codpiece. It's on ChristWire.org, a site whose conservative Christian satire is plausible enough that it isn't uncommon to find a few outraged commentors railing against the authors' funhouse-mirror worldview. Either Haslam's people don't know ChristWire is satire, or they're carpet-bombing web sites that contain the keywords "anti-masturbation," "Chilean miners hoax," "Afro-Saxon rage," "slutty college girls" and "tramp stamps."
Screen shot after the jump. H/T: Bawston Sean.