Thursday, August 5, 2010

Why I Voted For J.R. Lind for Governor in the Democratic Primary

Posted by Betsy Phillips on Thu, Aug 5, 2010 at 2:00 PM

Could This Man Be Any Worse than the Official Nominee?
  • Could This Man Be Any Worse than the Official Nominee?
1. Apparently Phil Bredesen is well-liked. J.R. Lind has experience coming into tough situations and following people who are well-liked. Sure, Mike McWherter has the blessing of Bredesen, but let's be real. Bredesen is best known for his fashion statements (The Green Vest of Comfort he wore during the flood) and Lind is best known for his signature bowtie. McWherter has no trademark look.

2. Lind has proven that he can answer questions on the fly without causing the people watching to stare slack-jawed in horror. McWherter? Not so much.

3. Like McWherter, Lind is not a career politician. Unlike McWherter, Lind has never made an issue of this.

4. Lind is interested in things going on in my community. Just this last weekend, he attended a cricket match right by my house. McWherter has never been to a cricket match by my house during the campaign.

5. When people ask me why they should vote for McWherter, I honestly don't know why. If someone were to ask me why she should vote for Lind, I honestly wouldn't know why, either, but Lind hasn't been campaigning for months. As a non-candidate, he's as successful at articulating why he should be governor as the Democrat who is a candidate.

6. Lind will have the good sense to be embarrassed that anyone voted for him. McWherter will not.

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Thank you for posting this before the polls closed. I mean, at this point, why the hell not?

~trundles off to vote vote vote~

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Posted by grandefille on August 5, 2010 at 3:05 PM

Thank goodness for an alternative. I'm almost getting to the point that I feel like voting for Basil would be like kicking kittens or something.

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Posted by jim voorhies on August 5, 2010 at 3:17 PM

Could McWherter make it past the first round on Jeopardy? I think not.

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Posted by Emmett_Flatus on August 5, 2010 at 3:21 PM

The state's first Plaid Cymru governor, it just might work!

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Posted by Steve Steffens on August 5, 2010 at 3:30 PM

Steve - the first thing I'd do is get rid of the Blue Books.
There's your obscure Welsh political history reference of the day, brought to you by J.R. Lind For Governor Not Really Dot Com.
Yr wyf yn J.R. Lind ac yr wyf yn gymeradwyo y neges

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Posted by JR on August 5, 2010 at 3:36 PM

But would Sully (the dog, not the Pred) tear down the Executive Residence? Or bite a State Trooper in his life?

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Posted by terryquillen on August 5, 2010 at 3:45 PM

Sully is the reason the bunker was built.

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Posted by JR on August 5, 2010 at 3:55 PM

Plus, you secretly wish that he was attracted to you. And you're very happy that he's one of the 25 people in the world that actually read the dribble that you "publish".

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Posted by Gene on August 5, 2010 at 6:46 PM

114 write-in votes in EV for the Dem gov primary, plus 44 ED votes with 52 of 172 precincts in. Could be fun to see who all got the same kinda love as JR.

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Posted by Tom Wood on August 5, 2010 at 8:30 PM

I happen to know that JR Lind could never win in Tennessee because that photo up there was taken in a whorehouse! Truth!!

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Posted by Lindsey on August 5, 2010 at 9:54 PM

Man, JR Lind has been a gubernatorial candidate for less than 24 hours and already there's a scandal? Good thing for him only 25 people in the world read the dribble that I publish.

No one will ever know!

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Posted by Betsy Phillips on August 5, 2010 at 10:24 PM

JR has more hair!

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Posted by mary ellen on August 6, 2010 at 8:05 AM

JR has more hair.

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Posted by mary ellen on August 6, 2010 at 8:05 AM

Former whorehouse, people. Former whorehouse.

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Posted by JR on August 6, 2010 at 9:57 AM

Wait a minute - who is this person? Did you write his name in?

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Posted by TNDemLady on August 12, 2010 at 11:41 AM
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