Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Basil Marceaux Pleaded Guilty to Vandalism, Theft and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia; Usually Innocent by Reason of Insanity

Posted by Brantley Hargrove on Tue, Aug 3, 2010 at 11:45 AM

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Basil Marceaux is the Magical Realism Candidate for Governor of Tennessee. Among his platforms is a promise to "IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE!" as he noted on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night. To file a suit "against the Soddy Daisy judge for promoting slaving at traffic stops." (Basil has claimed a Navy SEAL friend of his was beat up during a traffic stop while a pistol was put to his head.) He would also like to "update the monitory car insurance to match the federal insurance act where they say if you do not know the name and address of the person who will get the check when you pay you money to your agent it is gaming and we can not gamble in Tenn, right now we are gaming. My plan would lower car insurance by 45%." (He's got my vote.) Meanwhile, Basil plans to ensure that the flag is flown correctly. "if you fly a U.S. flag you will fly it right."

At least a few of these, however, are probably just items on his own personal wish list. It seems Marceaux, a resident of Soddy Daisy, Tenn., is no stranger to Hamilton County Criminal Court. A call placed to the court clerk's office didn't yield much in the way of details, but Pith found out that Marceaux has pleaded guilty to vandalism, possession of drug paraphernalia and reckless driving. Those are just the charges for which he was penalized. For a handful of other alleged crimes, he was found not guilty by reason of insanity: Violating the financial responsibility law on four separate occasions (insurance), driving an unregistered vehicle (twice), speeding and theft of property. Letters of need for involuntary committal were issued, but it isn't clear that he was ever actually placed in a psychiatric hospital. In some ways, his scofflaw's disregard for vehicle registration and insurance laws makes him more Tea Party than any of the other candidates. He's thumbing his nose at Big Government.

So, yeah, it could be argued that Basil Marceaux is nuttier than squirrel turds. But this year it seems like you could do a lot worse with your vote (HaslamWampRamsey).

Also, "will the world tell President Bush to stop this slavery operation?" Basil will. Will you!?!

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well basil is an honest man and that puts him ahead of ramsey and wimp,vote basil,.

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Posted by ET vols fan on August 3, 2010 at 1:18 PM

I think he had a real winner with the whole banning goldfinch flags thing, though. That's an issue Tennesseans are really riled up about.

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Posted by Southern Beale on August 3, 2010 at 1:47 PM

A true patriot- and southernbeale: I think he meant "gold-fringed flags", his speech is not exactly perfect. Marines adamantly against using American flags with gold fringes, as gold is not one of the thee national colors.

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Posted by alarge1 on August 3, 2010 at 2:22 PM

The GOP establishment is afraid. This is clearly a hit piece on Basil.

Go, Basil! Go! The man is trembling in his boot.

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Posted by SaxusAttackus on August 3, 2010 at 2:35 PM

Is that a picture of Scotty of the Starship NCC-1701 Enterprise?

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Posted by elzorro on August 3, 2010 at 3:05 PM

hell yes!! stop the gold-fringed flags! i mean, you might as well dress your flag in a corsette and make it sing show tunes.

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Posted by wvfii on August 3, 2010 at 3:11 PM

Now all we need is for Alan Hope, head of the British Monster Raving Loony Party, to move to Tennessee and agree to serve as Marceaux's Deputy Governor.

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Posted by Emmett_Flatus on August 3, 2010 at 3:19 PM

Golly gee, what a surprise.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on August 3, 2010 at 4:05 PM

If you want details you need the police report.

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Posted by milkman on August 3, 2010 at 4:27 PM

"So, yeah, it could be argued that Basil Marceaux is nuttier than squirrel turds. But this year it seems like you could do a lot worse with your vote (HaslamWampRamsey...or McWherter)."

Fixed that for you!

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Posted by lewmoore on August 3, 2010 at 4:46 PM

Good lookin' out, Lew!

Milkman, what I'd really like is an arrest affidavit or an indictment. Think you could pick those up in Hamilton County for me?

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Posted by Hargrove on August 3, 2010 at 4:53 PM

"(H)as pleaded guilty" He dided?

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Posted by BenK on August 3, 2010 at 8:57 PM

Aww, BenK, you strutted in here thinking you were really going to school Pith on usage, but all you did was blunder into an English-language gray area. Not that the Associated Press Stylebook, the New York Times stylebook and Sir William Blackstone are the final authorities on everything, but they prescribe "pleaded," not "pled." Pled is thought of as too colloquial. Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe, I guess.

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Posted by Hargrove on August 3, 2010 at 11:08 PM
Posted by voteforbasil on August 4, 2010 at 12:56 AM
Posted by staff on August 4, 2010 at 1:57 AM

Yeah, I laugh at Basil and appreciate his apparent sincerity at the same time. My concern is the cover he provides for the loonies that are almost, but not quite, as far out there. He makes the arguments of Wamp and Ramsey almost rational by comparison. They are NOT.

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Posted by Tom Chadwell on August 4, 2010 at 7:59 AM

^^^ Agreed.

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Posted by wvfii on August 4, 2010 at 10:53 AM

Politicians are like a box of (stale) chocolates. You never know what you're going to get but they are all going to be bad. What's really sad is someone is out there exploiting this man's obvious disabilities. Either someone drove him to Channel 4 or gave him keys to drive himself to make his gubernatorial video. Either way, I'm avoiding Soddy Daisy at all costs!

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Posted by CAY on August 4, 2010 at 11:02 PM
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