Monday, July 26, 2010

Zach Wamp Dreams of Nuclear Civil War

Posted by Jeff Woods on Mon, Jul 26, 2010 at 4:07 PM

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Wonkette analyzes Zach Wamp and the secession issue. Here's what Wamp was really thinking as he tried to outflank Basil Marceaux in the GOP primary:

“Yes, I want the state of Tennessee to have its ass handed to itself again by the Union Army, but this time I want them to have nuclear weapons and deadly jets and computer missiles and such. And this is an idea I came up with by myself and not by just listening to what has worked for other Republican gubernatorial candidates in the South.”

Wamp, however, has now backtracked from these comments, showing the voters that not only does he want to pander, he also wants them to call him a “daggum pusseee” between spits of tobacco.

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Oh, and what a backtrack he did? From secession to the much improved state of conflict between states and the federal government. Guess that's one idea of 'united' just not a rational one. Think Wamp maintains his marital union through a continual state of conflict? Guess that's his private business like all his business should be soon.

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Posted by Tom Chadwell on 07/26/2010 at 7:00 PM

Zach Wamp is very funny and likeable though seems like he has ADD,his voting record indicates love of special interest and no love for people of tennessee and their interest makes me wonder why he is running for GOV??may be to sell out TN,.

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Posted by ET vols fan on 07/26/2010 at 11:35 PM

Wasn't there a novel that already rewrote history about what would have happened if the South had had nuclear/atomic weapons?
Of course, novels like that don't change the outcome of the Civil War.

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Posted by 14th Amendment on 07/27/2010 at 5:23 AM

He needs to team up with Michele Bachmann. They could make a crazy talking duo like no other http://www.michelebachmannsaidwhat.com/

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Posted by so what on 07/27/2010 at 8:08 AM

I can see the bumper-stickers now:

Bachmann/Wamp '12 -- Let's Go For Double Batshit-Crazy!!

You betcha!!

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Posted by Small "d" democrat on 07/28/2010 at 7:11 AM
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