- Oh, we're all witnesses, all right.
This quote from heartsick Clevelander Jack Silverman was just too good not to share:
While I think it's the wrong decision, I think what's really wrong is how he went about it. It's like taking an hour-long prime-time special to tell your wife you're leaving her for a younger woman!
Suggested reading: Michael Rosenberg on SportsIllustrated.com, J.A. Adande and Gene Wojciechowski on ESPN.com, and Adrian Wajnorowski on Yahoo! Sports.