Humorist and storyteller David Sedaris comes to The Ryman this Friday, and we have a pair of tickets to give away to you, dear Pith reader. All you have to do is come up with the funniest caption for the above photo.
Now, you don't have to be a registered user to submit a comment — just scroll down and click on "post without an account" after previewing your comment — but you do have to provide a valid email in order to win. (Protip: Check your email after the contest ends, just in case.)
Contest ends Wednesday at 3 p.m. Go! UPDATE: Congratulations to our winner, doylema, and thanks also to our runners up: KarlaB ("Wrangler: Built Tough for Tropical Mormons Blissfully Ignorant of Sexual Norms"); and Mr. Milligrams ("A sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal!").