I wonder what happens when a person heretofore committed to not filling out the census sees this video from Kirk D. Lyons, chief trial counsel of the Southern Legal Resource Center?
Do you still not fill out the census because Obama and his minions will use the information to round up white people and put us all in socialist reeducation camps staffed exclusively by illegal immigrants? (And is there, I wonder, going to be a double layer of anger? We're angry that we're being reeducated into commie socialist Hitler clones, but we're also pissed that the job of reeducating folks into commie socialist Hitler clones doesn't go to "real Americans"?)
Or do you deign to fill out the census so that you can identify yourself as the most awkwardly named ethnicity in the history of ethnicities?
Confederate Southern American.
I repeat--Confederate Southern American. I have so many questions. What if you're descended from a northerner who fought on the side of the Confederacy? Do you not count? What if your ancestors were way into slavery but they fled the country before the War? Can you be counted? What if your ancestors weren't here during the brief existence of the CSA, but you believe they would have totally been for the Confederacy? Can they get in on this?
And most importantly, why not just "Confederate"?