Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Because Nothing Says 'Follower of the Prince of Peace' Like Punching a Dude in the Face

Posted by Betsy Phillips on Wed, Feb 3, 2010 at 8:53 AM

In what is a proud moment both for Christianity and Middle Tennessee, we have made The New York Times because we are the home of "Xtreme Ministries, a small church near Nashville that doubles as a mixed martial arts academy." Yes, in order to trick men into coming back to church, Xtreme Ministries seeks to assure them that their desire to bash each others' skulls in is in line with the wishes of Jesus. I can only assume that this is one of the Beatitudes that gets left out of most modern translations--"Blessed are the face beaters, for they shall inherit all the publicity." Yes, somehow, they have played down all that "love your enemy," "turn the other cheek,." "blessed are the meek and the peace-keepers" nonsense and played up the parts where Jesus is some hip cross between Odin, Mars and Brock Lesner. Hilarious. But this is the thing that I find confusing. If you feel a religious calling to beat the crap out of your friends, why not get you a god who actually takes delight in his or her followers beating the crap out of each other? "Christian fight clubs" get the attention of the New York Times. Odinist fight clubs barely warrant a raised eyebrow unless they're taking place on the yard. Even then, no one thinks it's weird, just not in line with prison policy.

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Well, as a Christian who also kickboxes, I guess I can see your point and I can see their point. Of course, I'm not actually punching people in the face, just working off stress and calories. But I don't know if this is all that surprising. The Bible is very violent, all that smiting and smoting and crucifying.
Ya know, Buddhism and HInduism are pretty peaceful religions too, yet we also have Shaolin Kung Fu and a variety of Indian martial arts. So I think this might be a little bit of hoo-hah over nothing.
I'm a little offended that they use martial arts to recruit men only (what, women can't kick ass?) and also that they seem to think "Jesus was a fighter." Um, no.

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Posted by Southern Beale on February 3, 2010 at 9:49 AM

Good point about the smiting, crucifying etc Southern Beale. Makes interesting reading. But biblical slashing and killing also creates another one of those outrageous spiritual paradoxes.
Jesus preached love. No question. However there is substantial evidence that underneath what many regard as sap and mush was a steely fiestiness. He mentions it in his discussion of John the Baptist when He talks about violent men and force.
You're no doubt correct in your assumption Jesus wasn't a kick-boxing aficionado. But His performance attracting attention to himself when he routed the peddlers and money changers from the temple certainly displayed his own capacity for force and violence. I suspect if He'd needed to use kick-boxing in the course of things there, he probably would have acquitted himself well.

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Posted by W D Humpfree on February 3, 2010 at 11:02 AM

Wow, they sure don't like that women are going to church. That seems to be the point. The pews were pastel rather than leather, for heaven's sake. They sound ilke a bunch of Promise Keepers latching on to a fad.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on February 3, 2010 at 11:16 AM

Well hell Ashley, I just love that women go to church. I do too. In Sturgis, every year.
Church in Sturgis is a fine way to discover new 'Ole Ladies', extra 'Ole Ladies', or interim 'Ole Ladies', whichever. One of Sturgis' special delights to anticipate as Rally time approaches.
Why don't you put in an appearance up there next year? Give you something to remember in your dotage.

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Posted by Electric Larry on February 3, 2010 at 12:02 PM

I'll bet they *love* the Book of Eli over there. God says it's cool to be a machete-wielding badass, cutting off heads and shooting people to make sure the KJ Bible gets reprinted. GET SOME!

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Posted by Nashville Jefferson on February 3, 2010 at 12:22 PM

My long thoughtful response to Humpfree just got lost in an internet cloud, and I don't have time to repost it ... the abbreviated version is, read Shane Claiborne's "Mad Jesus Skilz" essay for the final word on Christianity and boxing.

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Posted by Southern Beale on February 3, 2010 at 5:43 PM

It thrills me to say that I agree with Ms. Phillips 100% on this.

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Posted by MCO on February 3, 2010 at 8:50 PM

Read with interest the “Mad Jesus Skilz” piece you recommended Southern Beale. Thought provoking, certainly.
First, a question: what might be your own musings about the pursuit of martial arts?
Second: the problematic business of WWJD. If I've discovered anything for certain in a long relationship with the almighty it is that God/Jesus will not be 'figured out'. He cannot be second guessed. Repeatedly, He chooses different courses of action under what to me at least appear to be repeated, very similar circumstances. Has to do with intent. His will, as it were. And in fact, I don't know what He will do for sure unless He tells me intuitively before hand.
As to the matter of whether or not He might be pleased with us: the answer to that is to me an unqualified yes. No matter what. We, all of us, are forgiven for being what we are. How we perform out of our human condition is a product of spiritual experience and growth. Which to me seems to be what this mortal journey seems to be all about.
And I'm convinced His pleasure with us becomes delight when spirituality finally overcomes fleshiness. Amen.

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