Wednesday, January 20, 2010
By the Way / Sports Lane Kiffin Sewage Center Proposed, Tennessee Fans Not at All Obsessed With Lane Kiffin
Posted by Steve Haruch on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 4:45 PM
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According to this NBC report, a Knoxville attorney has proposed that the city rename one of its yucky-water plants the Lane Kiffin Sewage Center. Aw.
Drew McElroy, the lawyer who's making good use of his time by putting this proposal forward, says (apparently unironically), "Knowing what we know now, I don't think anybody is angry he's gone."
Uh, yeah.
Because nothing says, "Your departure from our football program doesn't really bother us at all" like proposing to rename city facilities after the guy. This way our indifference to Lane Kiffin can be immortalized! But why stop there? We never cared about your incredibly hot wife, either -- so we're renaming the Old City Laylaland.
Anyway, this being Nashville and all, I've written a Leonard Cohen-inspired song. Here's the final verse: "I remember you well / You once were a Vol / That's all / I don't even think of you that often."
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