Thursday, January 7, 2010

Morning Roundup: False Blizzard Alarm Letdown Edition

Posted by Jack Silverman on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 at 9:54 AM

click to enlarge A bucolic scene you're not likely to see anytime soon. Sorry.
  • A bucolic scene you're not likely to see anytime soon. Sorry.
Perhaps it's only obvious to us transplanted Northerners, but there is a unique phenomenon here known as "false blizzard alarm letdown" (or if you prefer its medical name, post-meteorological-hyperbole syndrome). It appears our previously predicted two to six inches of snow will now more likely be "only about one inch of snow"--or what us Yankees call "a light spring dusting." Sorry kids, put those sleds away. But hey, you at least got the day off from school!
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Mayor Karl Dean unveiled a new consultant's study yesterday suggesting that the Music City Center would add $135 million annually to the local economy. The study was conducted by HVS Consulting, who did a similar study for a convention center in Overland Park, Kan. In that study, for the four-year period from 2005 though 2008, HVS' hotel room occupancy projections were only off by, uh, 37 percent. Figuring a similar margin of error for our project, you can assume that $135 million figure is right, give or (more likely) take $50 million. The FDA has seized more than $1 million worth of food from Nashville distributor Won Feng Trading Company due to unsanitary conditions at the company's Eugenia Avenue facility. The FDA issued a warning letter to Won Feng in May, pointing out that there was rodent excrement, urine, hair and blood found on food containers in the company's storage rooms. A follow-up inspection in November turned up an "active and widespread rodent infestation." (See the FDA report here.) Lonnie's Western Room is being sued by Fiona Apple (or at least by her publishing company, along with eight other companies) for allegedly not paying licensing fees. According to owner Lonnie Powers, he thought he was paying the fees through his karaoke machine company. The Tennessean story opens with a joke referring to Apple's big radio hit "Criminal." Of course, here at Pith, we would never resort to a cheap gag like that. But we would like to offer these words of advice to Lonnie's: What you need is a good defense. You need to be redeemed to the one you've sinned against. And speaking of karaoke, the provider of some of its most requested songs, one Mr. Elvis Presley, will turn 75 in just about 14 hours! To keep your inner hound dog at bay until the witching hour, check out Scene/City Paper staffer Ron Wynn's review of Elvis 75: Good Rockin' Tonight.

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You know, I don't pretend that my food is magically delivered from a sterile vacuum straight to my mouth. I half-consciously expect a few bugs or stray hair or what-have-you to end up in something I eat. It's the world we live in and it's silly to pretend otherwise.
But I read that warning letter: it was horrifying. As soon as I get home I'm boiling everything I own and calling NASA to see if I can get in on some of their dehydrated futuremeals. That report was disgusting.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on January 7, 2010 at 10:22 AM

Ashley, actually I made a mistake. That link is to the FDA report on my kitchen.

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Posted by Jack on January 7, 2010 at 11:40 AM

"...post-meteorological-hyperbole syndrome...
One must remember that the first mission of a TV weatherperson is to generate viewers and is most effectively accomplished by trying to scare the pants off the viewing public. Accuracy in forecasting falls to a distant second.
Seven-day forcasting is a huge joke. Even three days away is iffy but they would have you believe their "computer models" are believable. Far from it.
To accurately predict the weather...look outside. That's about as far into the future as you can really see.

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Posted by Emmett Flatus on January 7, 2010 at 12:03 PM

I wonder if the weather reporters get a kickback from Purity and Bunny Bread. If they don't, they should because the companies sales skyrocketed in the last 2 days.

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Posted by Dave on January 7, 2010 at 1:06 PM

Emmett! At last we've found common ground! Something upon which we agree...

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Posted by Jack on January 7, 2010 at 2:50 PM

Having been a weather forecaster in a previous life I sometimes laugh out loud at their outrageous antics.

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Posted by Emmett Flatus on January 7, 2010 at 4:15 PM

Thanks for writing about this. There's a bunch of good tech information on the internet. You've got a lot of that info here on your website. I'm impressed - I try to keep a couple blogs fairly on-going, but it's a struggle sometimes. You've done a big job with this one. How do you do it?

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Posted by Dane Arslanian on January 25, 2010 at 1:53 PM
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