Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Morning Roundup: Too Cold for Actual News?

Posted by Betsy Phillips on Tue, Jan 5, 2010 at 7:29 AM

The top stories at WKRN as I'm writing this are "Hey, is this your dog?" "There's water on the road in Madison," "Oh, no! An Eggo shortage!" and "Eh, maybe we won't get around to forcing restaurants to put up calorie counts if the Feds are going to do it instead." Other stories aren't much more exciting. We're fighting with some old woman over Davy Crockett's marriage license... The Martin Luther King Banquet speaker has been announced (pdf)... PETA sets out to terrify local school children and then plays coy about it... A couple has been accused of an elaborate scheme to defraud the government by setting up fake daycares with fake kids in them. The two claim, "A bunch of jealous folks just got mad and wanted to bring us down." I can only recommend that you don't do anything even the slightest bit scandalous today. Clearly, news outlets are scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point, looking for anything that even vaguely resembles a story, and you run the risk of being rushed by reporters the way turkey vultures descend upon road kill. At this rate, tomorrow's Morning Roundup is going to be filled with things like "Man forgets to pick up milk on way home from work," "Cat makes weird noises that some say sound demonic," "Belmont professor reports, 'Water is wet,'" "City rocked by allegations that the Dickerson bison are sort of creepy." Okay, I take it back. It is now your civic duty to do something a little exciting and save us from news as bland as the back of a church bulletin.

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Actually. news organizations are scraping the bottom of the barrel looking for anything that DOESN'T look like a news story...

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Posted by Barry Mazor on January 5, 2010 at 9:58 AM

Hey, I like the Dickerson Road buffalo!

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Posted by Jack on January 5, 2010 at 10:59 AM

To claim that PETA is setting out to "terrify" children is absurd, and I fail to see where they are being "coy" about this stunt.
More importantly, the City Paper article makes it seem like the "mascot" will be an actual elephant. I had to read the Tennessean article and the PETA press release to discover it will actually be a person in an outfit. Journalism FAIL.
PETA certainly goes over the line at times with their activities, but I don't this as one of them. And to the larger issue of elephants (and possibly all animals, for that matter) in circuses, it's terrible and should be illegal.
http://www.peta.org/mc/NewsItem.asp?id=14094

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Posted by Marvin on January 5, 2010 at 11:08 AM

Marvin,
Of course PETA intended to "terrify" the children. Why else use a "bandaged, bloody elephant mascot" except to upset them?
If the goal were purely informational, they could stand outside the circus and pass out all the information they wanted to the adults. Instead PETA is intentionally targeting the children with no regard for how it might effect them.
And, by the way, when circuses are gone, don't you think that PETA will start scaring children about meat?

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Posted by Mark Rogers on January 5, 2010 at 11:52 AM

Just look at this. My God, the horror. How will that poor boy in the photo ever get over the emotional trauma.
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20091210/ARTICLE/912101070?Title=A-PETA-protest-against-circuses
Mark, are you against elephants in circuses?

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Posted by Marvin on January 5, 2010 at 12:09 PM

I'd also like to note that in the Herald-Tribune article, it's called a "a large stuffed elephant." Stuffed? It's someone in a costume. Is it really so difficult for these reporters (City Paper and Herald-Tribune) to get an basic fact correct?
Holy cow! (tried to come up with an elephant-related crack, but failed.)

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Posted by Marvin on January 5, 2010 at 12:30 PM

Jack, are you kidding? Those things haunt my dreams. I thought they were going to be like giant brass ghostly forms, but instead, it's like... I don't know. Like the first time a kid gets into her mom's make-up.
Marvin, seriously, of course the point is not to frighten children. The point is to be so hideously grotesque in one's public behavior near an elementary school that the cameras are guaranteed to show up.
It makes a mockery of animal cruelty and is cruel to children, which, coming from PETA is not surprising, since all of their tactics seem designed to frighten and piss off people who might otherwise be their allies.
I find it incredible that anyone would suggest that, in order to oppose animal cruelty, you have to accept PETA's tactics. Those two things don't go together, no matter how much PETA has made repeated campaigns based on the idea that they do.
Animal cruelty can be wrong AND PETA can be a bunch of jackasses who take wrong tactics at every step. Those two things are not mutually exclusive.

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Posted by Aunt B. on January 5, 2010 at 12:31 PM

I agree PETA can be jackasses sometimes. But is this one of those cases? Really? Is this really "hideously grotesque"? If so, then the bar is very low.
"“Oooh, what happened to you?” said Judit Melo, 10, after releasing Ellie from a body hug and looking up at the costume creature’s bandaged head. The elephant just shook her head."
http://in-humanity.net/circus-criticized-for-treatment-of-elephants/

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Posted by Marvin on January 5, 2010 at 12:40 PM

Marvin,
The issue is that they are targeting the children to make their point. I don't care if PETA places the Swedish bikini team dressed like rump roasts and wrapped in butcher paper outside the Legislative Plaza to make whatever point they want. But children should be off limits.
And if you let this go unchallenged, everyone reading this knows that there will be something more "jackass-like" and them more. Right up to the point where they really do something that will hurt some children.
Regarding elephants, I am no fan of circuses (even with bread). Elephants should be in Legislatures, Governors' offices, Congress and the White House and the Courts not in circuses.

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Posted by Mark Rogers on January 5, 2010 at 12:57 PM

I think many people have written off PETA entirely because of some of their more outrageous stunts, and so whenever they see PETA doing anything, they assume it must be ridiculous and over-the-top. And PETA has no one but themselves to blame for that. I think maybe they have toned down their more outrageous activities in recent years, but I could be wrong.
But if you look at this particular activity and judge it on it's own merits, it's difficult to see how it's very objectionable.

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Posted by Marvin on January 5, 2010 at 12:59 PM

Mark, we agree that elephants should not be in circuses, and that's the main thing (though I am not wild about them in those places you think they should be). I imagine PETA would say that since circuses target children, they have a right to do so also. It's a debatable point. But while they are targeting them, they are not trying to terrify or frighten them. At least not in this case.
And I like your Swedish bikini team idea.

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Posted by Marvin on January 5, 2010 at 1:11 PM

Is PETA doing anything to relieve the plight of the buffalo trapped on the island on Dickerson Road?

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Posted by Jack on January 5, 2010 at 1:22 PM

And this is a good opportunity to put in a plug for The Elephant Sanctuary, in Hohenwald. Don't like PETA and their ruthless, grotesque targeting of children, but still want to help elephants? Here you go.
http://www.elephants.com/
As to the buffalo on Dickerson Road, the City Paper reporter would probably imply that it's real, while the Herald-Tribune reporter would probably call it stuffed.

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Posted by Marvin on January 5, 2010 at 1:38 PM

All of your portraits regarding the swimwear celebraties are terrific. You've done a great job accounting for the newest fashions for this year. Summer months is certainly going to be at this point well before most of us realize it and all of us can all be shopping for swimsuits which includes versions in your new ınformation. Sports Illustrated basically came out with the actual swimsuit edition and we can almost all be on the lookout for bikinis including the bikinis of this actual story.

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Posted by Randi Nimz on February 5, 2010 at 11:40 PM

Im so happy, I cant wait for the wedding, I hope we get good weather

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