Friday, December 4, 2009

The War on Terror Meets the War on Christmas

Posted by Betsy Phillips on Fri, Dec 4, 2009 at 2:53 PM

You may have thought that Obama's speech this week was intended to explain how we'll
click to enlarge Arlington, Tenn., Mayor, Russell Wiseman is an idiot. A painfully funny idiot (though his crinkly eye wrinkles are kind of cute...).
  • Arlington, Tenn., Mayor, Russell Wiseman is an idiot. A painfully funny idiot (though his crinkly eye wrinkles are kind of cute...).
proceed in coming years in the War on Terror in Afghanistan. That is, presumably, because you are not as smart or keyed in as the mayor of Arlington, Tenn., Russell Wiseman, who took to Facebook to tell his friends and followers the awful truth. Obama's speech, according to Wiseman, was--and I am not even making this up-- deliberately intended to preempt the airing of the Peanuts Christmas Special. The Commercial Appeal reports that Wiseman's Facebook rant read, in part:
"Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch 'The Charlie Brown Christmas Special' and our muslim president is there, what a load.....try to convince me that wasn't done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it....w...hen the answer should simply be 'yes'...."
Even funnier to this blogger is the following excerpt: "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different...." You know, a girl can think of some other things that were in the Constitution originally that also would have prevented an Obama presidency. But I'm pretty sure Wiseman isn't ready to go that far in his longing for a strict constructionist interpretation. At least not until he finds out about all the "Little Drummer Boy" parodies featuring President Obama. Then the gloves will come off, I'm sure.

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Good grief.

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Posted by Charlie Brown on 12/04/2009 at 2:56 PM

...umm, also there was never a property-ownership clause in the Constitution. In fact, the original, unamended constitution is pretty vague when it comes to voter qualification.
But yeah, that whole "three-fifths" thing would have been a big hurdle for President Obama to overcome.

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Posted by JR on 12/04/2009 at 3:01 PM

There was also this little gem: "...you obama people need to move to a muslim country...oh wait, that's America....pitiful."
Isn't it tough to see the "ONLY property owners could vote" as anything other than clumsily-coded racism? We've got enough context clues here to guess that he's not talking about his white Arlington neighbors who rent. Seems he's talking about public housing, which is known tea party codespeak for "black people."

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Posted by cody on 12/04/2009 at 3:14 PM

Do I believe that "Jesus Christ is the Son of God"?
No.
Succinct enough for you, ass clown?

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Posted by Schroeder on 12/04/2009 at 3:14 PM

Do I believe that "Jesus Christ is the Son of God"?
No.
Succinct enough for you, ass clown?

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Posted by Schroeder on 12/04/2009 at 3:15 PM

Between this today and that whole business about an email comparing Kent Williams to Judas which makes Jason Mumpower Jesus...
Head. Exploding.
WTF people? W.T.F.

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Posted by Ryan B. on 12/04/2009 at 3:15 PM

I own property. I voted for Obama.
How do you like them apples, asshat?

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Posted by Dred Scott on 12/04/2009 at 3:17 PM

Charlie, Brown, Christmas, Special, Constitution, Jesus, Christ, Son, God, and assorted articles are capitalized correctly. Muslim is not capitalized at all! Subtle, Wiseman. Subtle.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on 12/04/2009 at 3:18 PM

Does Wiseman (ironic name) know that Meredith Baxter and I are dating?

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Posted by Peppermint Patty on 12/04/2009 at 3:57 PM

Charlie Brown, FTW.

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Posted by BJ on 12/04/2009 at 4:01 PM

You know, I feel silly even pointing this out, but .. if Obama was a Muslim, shouldn't his answer simply be "No"?

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Posted by Chris Wage on 12/04/2009 at 4:17 PM

Wow...i'm a conservative, but for me, that is simply INSANE. Didn't vote 4 Obama (didn't vote 4 john boy either) but come on Wise"ass", Really? Get a grip.

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Posted by sam on 12/04/2009 at 5:57 PM

That's our DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED Muslim president to you, Pencil Dick.

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Posted by Malcolm X on 12/04/2009 at 6:24 PM

Dear Mayor Wiseman:
Be a good capitalist and buy the fucking DVD, or do you really hate America that much?

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Posted by Southern BealeS on 12/04/2009 at 7:15 PM

Knowing (conspiratorially speaking) that the President's speech was coming, the network scheduled the subversive Charlie Brown Christmas Special as a social commentary... pitting young, conservative, male characters against a strong-willed female and a symbolic dog known for flying combat missions from his rooftop. Sinister stuff, I tell ya!

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Posted by Paul on 12/05/2009 at 5:17 AM

The honorable Mr. Wiseman only displays the typical small-minded, small town mindset. You know, the same one that demands I produce proof I'm over twenty-one before I can buy a can of beer even though I'm white haired and toothless. I know it well. Grew up in it.
Get the goddamn Charlie Brown thing on DVD for Crissake. Who gives a shit whether or not our savior is a Muslim? Certainly not me.
As for the Founding Fathers and the constitution: they knew exactly what side their bread was buttered on. And they fully intended to protect what they had stuck their necks out for. Ergo: the Electoral College presidential election system. Electors could, if they decided to, ignore the popular vote and install in office anyone they preferred. Screw the provincial citizenry.
Somehow I suspect those old boys realized the threat of what we struggle to live with today: Dumbing down. Lets face it boys and girls; television, computer games, internet pizzazz, and the digital age has rendered training of the mind and IQs inconsequential.
I really don't give a shit. I'm old. I've got what I want and need. And I intend to play with my toys until I'm dead. Which will be before the real fall-out from manifest stupidity comes to pass. My only regret is the kind of inhibition to personal liberty my children probably will have to cope with. However, that's their problem, not mine.

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Posted by Sam Cynic on 12/06/2009 at 2:51 AM

Hey Wiseman -- ease up on the eggnog!!

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Posted by Jumbo Shoes on 12/06/2009 at 6:25 AM

What an idiot this guy is! Don't worry Russ. Obama will kill just as many Muslems as Bush did. Hell he may even put Cheney on the ticket next election, instead of old dumb Joe. War on terror, PLEASE

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