You may have thought that Obama's speech this week was intended to explain how we'll
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proceed in coming years in the War on Terror in Afghanistan.
That is, presumably, because you are not as smart or keyed in as the mayor of Arlington, Tenn., Russell Wiseman, who took to Facebook to tell his friends and followers the awful truth.
Obama's speech, according to Wiseman, was--and I am not even making this up-- deliberately intended to preempt the airing of the Peanuts Christmas Special.
The Commercial Appeal reports
that Wiseman's Facebook rant read, in part:
"Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch 'The Charlie Brown Christmas Special' and our muslim president is there, what a load.....try to convince me that wasn't done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it....w...hen the answer should simply be 'yes'...."
Even funnier to this blogger is the following excerpt: "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different...."
You know, a girl can think of some other things that were in the Constitution originally that also would have prevented an Obama presidency. But I'm pretty sure Wiseman isn't ready to go that far in his longing for a strict constructionist interpretation.
At least not until he finds out about all the "Little Drummer Boy" parodies featuring President Obama. Then the gloves will come off, I'm sure.